vienas; phone/action

[vytis]

[This is the sound of Toris falling off the bed in a half-panic and knocking his phone off the hook at the same time.]

Ah-I-w-what is this? [Did he get invaded again he would have remembered that right is there someone else in that bed] Hello?

[And anyone at 1333 Benny street can feel free to tell him to get off the floor or whatever.]

Comments

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Liet!

Omigosh, you're here too?

[vytis]

I-I guess, I just got here, what about you?

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Augh, get out! How're you supposed to send me stuff if you're here too?

[vytis]

E-eh? I don't think I can send anything here...

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Can too.

Seriously, I have an address so it's totally possible!

[vytis]

But we can't leave and I'm not really sure where this is.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Omigosh, Liet, there you go being all negative and stuff again. Stop being so not-optimistic and everything, seriously, you're like, bringing me down.

[vytis]

Poland, I'm serious!

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

I know! You're being seriously for serious and it's like, totally not healthy.

[vytis]

[Okay, Liet, breathe.] You noticed you didn't wake up in your house, right?

1/3

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Uh, ch'yeah?

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

I MEAN LIKE, FOR SERIOUS?

Is this seriously for serious? Omigosh, everything is gone, Liet! Like, all of my clothes and my cell phone and- Liet, it's awful SOBIESKI AND NAPOLEON AREN'T HERE. Who's going to feed them when I'm here? This is like, kidnapping and animal abuse at the exact same time.

Andthispersonwasinmybedandtheycalledmeagirl. Seriously? A girl? And then they were like, "Oh, it's just you Poland." Like I was totally not important and not kidnapped

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

This is totally lame, Liet. Fix it.

[vytis]

I'm sure all your things are at h--they'll be f--I'm sure they didn't mea--

[SIGH]

I'm not sure how.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA

Seriously?

[vytis]

I've only just gotten here myself.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

( Cue a bit of silence while Poland absorbs this information. )




Okay, okay, I totally got this.

[vytis]

Do you?

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Uh, I totally just said I had it, right?

I'll totally think of a way to get us out of this, Liet, don't worry! I'll get us back home and you can see Latvia and Estonia again.

[vytis]

Latvia's here, too, actually...

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

'Kay, no problem; he's totally small so I bet he could fit. . .

But seriously, you can't hold information from me, okay? Like, we gotta be completely open!

[vytis]

Alright, but-- F-fit where?

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

In my flying machine? Duh?

[vytis]

[. . .] You don't have a flying machine.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Not yet~