vienas; phone/action

[vytis]

[This is the sound of Toris falling off the bed in a half-panic and knocking his phone off the hook at the same time.]

Ah-I-w-what is this? [Did he get invaded again he would have remembered that right is there someone else in that bed] Hello?

[And anyone at 1333 Benny street can feel free to tell him to get off the floor or whatever.]

Comments

[supersizedpower.livejournal.com]

Lithuania?

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

[Just creepin' on the phone lines like normal before he hears the thumps.

oh wow you sound kind of familiar but whatever--]

Well is not as if Russia can be seeing what you are looking at, comrade.

[vytis]

[where's that coming from--the phone? PICKS IT UP] A-America?

[vytis]

[oh is that Russia he'll just pretend not to hear him--] Russia! [...oh dear]

[supersizedpower.livejournal.com]

Hey!

You came back!

[vytis]

Came back? Back where? Is this your place?

[supersizedpower.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Nope, not exactly. Um...it's like a copy of my house, but all weird and messed up. And we're trapped.

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

[oh



oh.]


Lithuania?

/CRUSHES AMERICA'S HOPES

[vytis]

[.........] What?

[vytis]

[okay Lithuania play it cool you can do this] O-oh, um, hello, I didn't expect to--I mean [DID YOU DO SOMETHING] ...Hello. [FAIL]

[1/3]

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Hello, comrade?

[2/3]

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

[DEEP INHALE.] Lithuania is abandoning his comrade Russia to Mayfield town and is having big nerves to come back to Russia and be saying hello like he is a good comrade and has done nothing wrong and wasn't at all cruel to leave Russia behind and did not even thank Russia for his nice hole that he has worked so hard on to build for his comrade because Russia is a good comrade and builds extremely good holes and is not as if is needing Lithuania to be doing any cleaning Russia can be very clean by himself and--

[3/3]

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

. . . Russia is being happy you are back.

[vytis]

[oookay, Russia's being crazier than usual today]

[then again Lithuania is the one who woke up in a weird house in a weird town next to someone he doesn't know, so glass houses]

I... Didn't know I was... Here before? [aaa please don't hurt him wait he's on the phone]

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Ah-- Lithuania does not remember at all?

It is alright. Russia will be helping. First thing to be remembering is that everything America is saying is lie.

[supersizedpower.livejournal.com]

Okay, so you know how my house is a really great place where everybody has freedom and democracy?

Well, this is the opposite! It just looks like my house, but it's run by bad guys.

[vytis]

I-I'm sorry, I can't remember being here at all-- Are you fighting with America again? [not that they ever get along]

[vytis]

A-and someone kidnapped us here?

[supersizedpower.livejournal.com]

Yep! And sometimes they kidnapped you before but just erased your memory of last time.

[vytis]

...You're sure you haven't been watching too many movies?

[supersizedpower.livejournal.com]

They barely even have any good ones here. They're all ten years old and they don't have James Bond.

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Again? Russia does not remember ever giving up fight against disgusting oppression of the Capitalists.

[vytis]

[so assuming America's telling the truth...] So this place just... Keeps us here?

[vytis]

[...] Russia... The Cold War ended twenty years ago.

[motheringnation.livejournal.com]

....Lithuania?