vienas; phone/action

[vytis]

[This is the sound of Toris falling off the bed in a half-panic and knocking his phone off the hook at the same time.]

Ah-I-w-what is this? [Did he get invaded again he would have remembered that right is there someone else in that bed] Hello?

[And anyone at 1333 Benny street can feel free to tell him to get off the floor or whatever.]

Comments

[vytis]

[oh is that Russia he'll just pretend not to hear him--] Russia! [...oh dear]

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

[oh



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Lithuania?

[vytis]

[okay Lithuania play it cool you can do this] O-oh, um, hello, I didn't expect to--I mean [DID YOU DO SOMETHING] ...Hello. [FAIL]

[1/3]

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Hello, comrade?

[2/3]

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

[DEEP INHALE.] Lithuania is abandoning his comrade Russia to Mayfield town and is having big nerves to come back to Russia and be saying hello like he is a good comrade and has done nothing wrong and wasn't at all cruel to leave Russia behind and did not even thank Russia for his nice hole that he has worked so hard on to build for his comrade because Russia is a good comrade and builds extremely good holes and is not as if is needing Lithuania to be doing any cleaning Russia can be very clean by himself and--

[3/3]

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

. . . Russia is being happy you are back.

[vytis]

[oookay, Russia's being crazier than usual today]

[then again Lithuania is the one who woke up in a weird house in a weird town next to someone he doesn't know, so glass houses]

I... Didn't know I was... Here before? [aaa please don't hurt him wait he's on the phone]

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Ah-- Lithuania does not remember at all?

It is alright. Russia will be helping. First thing to be remembering is that everything America is saying is lie.

[vytis]

I-I'm sorry, I can't remember being here at all-- Are you fighting with America again? [not that they ever get along]

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Again? Russia does not remember ever giving up fight against disgusting oppression of the Capitalists.

[vytis]

[...] Russia... The Cold War ended twenty years ago.

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

. . . Are they hitting Lithuania too hard on the head?

[vytis]

I-it's 2011. [sounding even more nervous, if that's possible]

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

You have been receiving the wrong calendar again. Is 1969, if you are not remembering.

[vytis]

[there are no words, and thus there is a long silence on the phone] N-no, it, it--it's not.

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Ah-- well, little Mayfield is saying that it is 50s, but Russia is here to tell Lithuania that this is not true at all!

[vytis]

It's not the 50s or 1969...

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Stop that, comrade. Russia is not wishing to fight about this again. Do not call Russia a liar.

[vytis]

[aaaaa] I-it--it. [DEEP BREATH} It's 2011.

[kol-shevik.livejournal.com]

Not for Russia.

And is planning on changing that future anyway, so Lithuania should not become used to it.

[vytis]

[Another pause.] What--what do you mean?