vienas; phone/action

[vytis]

[This is the sound of Toris falling off the bed in a half-panic and knocking his phone off the hook at the same time.]

Ah-I-w-what is this? [Did he get invaded again he would have remembered that right is there someone else in that bed] Hello?

[And anyone at 1333 Benny street can feel free to tell him to get off the floor or whatever.]

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[vytis]

Really, it's nothing! [HANDWAVE] Your face is fine.

[...Oh, wait, he came over for a reason beyond laughing at Poland's ridiculous 50s pajamas.] Poland, Russia's here. And--I guess everyone can come from different times, I spoke to Sweden but he was from the 1000s, and then on my way here I met America but he was from the 1700s, and-- [wait he is getting sidetracked]

Russia's from the Soviet era.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Ugh, are you serious? Tch, I bet this is totally all his fault. "Like, I'm gonna kidnap everyone and we'll all be happy." Uh, no? God, he's like, so not smart at--

Like, what.

You're totally not making any sense. Did everyone like, lose their calendars or something?

[vytis]

I-I don't really understand it, either, but even if Russia just thinks the USSR is still around...

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Tch, he can think whatever he wants 'cos it totally doesn't make it true. I don't care what he thinks and you shouldn't either!

[vytis]

I-it's not like I'm going to go back and live with him or anything but it's still something to worry about.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Like, I didn't even say anything about going to live with-- omigosh, does he know you're here? Did he invite you over to his house or whatever? You said no, right? Please tell me you said no!

[vytis]

S-slow down! He knows I'm here, but I think that's it right now.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

( That wasn't a no. )

Omigosh, you didn't answer the question!

[vytis]

H-he didn't ask me. But of course I'd say no. [what do you think he'd do Poland he kind of likes his independence :|]

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Good! If he tries to do anything creepy, just let me know and I'll like, totally tell him to back off, okay?

( Oh, Lithuania, he knows you're a nice guy. . . and he know show Russia is too. )

[vytis]

Alright, don't worry.

[he has no plans to tell Poland anything Russia may say to him 8D]

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

( Oh, Liet, Poland will find out what Russia is up to eventually. Until then, have an agitated look from Poland which means he's trying to think )

So like, do you know what's happening here?

[vytis]

Not entirely. I've spoken to America, and Miss Ukraine, and a few others, and learned a little? But I don't think anyone knows why we're here or how to get out.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Ukraina and Ameryka are here too? They totally know what year it is, right? Broken calendars aren't you know, like, contagious or anything?

[vytis]

Miss Ukraine is from our time--or close enough, I didn't ask specifically--but America is from the same as Russia.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Tch, well. Ameryka like, can't even read maps so I guess it totally makes sense.





. . . So are you like, freaking out about this?

[vytis]

[I spent the first half hour or so sitting on the floor clinging to a telephone.]

Ah, I'm trying to keep calm.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Totally figures! Like,

( Grabs onto Lithuania's hands firmly, )

Don't worry. I totally got us covered! We'll get outta this together, 'kay?

[vytis]

[That gets a smile; Poland's enthusiasm is really nice right now.] Of course. We'll be fine.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

All right! So like, until then,

(And he begins to drag Lithuania down the hall towards the bedrooms )

Help me see if like, any of my stuff is around here. There's gotta be something, right? I mean, there's gotta be!

[vytis]

[d-dragged] I couldn't find any of mine...

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

That doesn't mean we can't find mine!

(Begins to shove you into the master bedroom and towards the closet. Check out all of the clothes all over the floor. )

There's totally gotta be something!

[vytis]

Haven't you already checked this room? [judging by said piles of clothes]

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Maybe?

( Translation: Yeah, so? )

[vytis]

I don't think your clothes are anywhere in the house. You would've found them already.