vytis: (crazy--well what are you then)
Lithuania ([personal profile] vytis) wrote2011-01-15 03:06 am

vienas; phone/action

[This is the sound of Toris falling off the bed in a half-panic and knocking his phone off the hook at the same time.]

Ah-I-w-what is this? [Did he get invaded again he would have remembered that right is there someone else in that bed] Hello?

[And anyone at 1333 Benny street can feel free to tell him to get off the floor or whatever.]

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
And there was like, something wrong with 2011?

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
( Obvs you aren't looking hard enough. Brb, Poland hops over to help out (see: making a bit of a mess). )

Uh, yeah? It's kind of like, one of the things everyone has to have in common you know? It can't be 2011 for me and you and like, 1411 for your brothers.

( Holds up a blue shirt (http://www.cemetarian.com/images/Advance_7996_50s.jpg). )

Tch, this isn't even my color. Like, try it on.

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Tch, you were just hearing things. You know people totally sound different on the phone!

Uh, 'cos like, it's your color? C'mon. Try it on!

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Did you hear him right? You know he has like, this speech thing right?

( Isn't going to peak, nope. . . last time he did, he didn't really like what he saw but augh, you are taking forever for this impatient Pole. )

Like, finished yet?

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
( A sigh and then Poland rolls around on bed for a few seconds. )

Omgigosh, did you like, fall in the toilet or something? It's just a shirt!

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
( Why are you mumbling in Lithuanian. Oh, wait, he got a part of that. )

Like, I know it's impossible to fall into the toilet! But you're totally taking forever in there!

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOSH WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!

( seriously, he was not expecting that )

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
No duh?! I totally said that forever ago?!

( WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING )

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Like, okay? You can sit on the bed--




. . . Or totally sit on the floor. Whatever floats your boat. Hey, are you like, okay? You look like, way weird. And I mean weird in like, a not funny way but seriously weird way.

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hello? Hel-looooo?

( creeping over to see what's wrong. )

Liet? Hey, like, talk to me.

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Liet. . .

Liii-eeeeeeet.







( TACKLING LIET RIGHT NOW. )

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ch'yeah, the one and only.

You were like, totally spacing out. Did you really fall in the toilet?! I was totally joking, you know!

[identity profile] krakowiak.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Tch, whatever you say. . .

( Watches just to make sure and--. . . hey, where are the scars? He wonders if that's what his friend was worrying about and as much as he wants to say something about it, he won't. So he puts on his brave face again (one fit for a hussar!) and pretends to be concerned with his nail hygiene. )

Hey, Liet? So Rosja and America are like, old now, right? But we're not, are we? You know, just making sure and stuff?

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