vienas; phone/action
[This is the sound of Toris falling off the bed in a half-panic and knocking his phone off the hook at the same time.]
Ah-I-w-what is this? [Did he get invaded again he would have remembered that right is there someone else in that bed] Hello?
[And anyone at 1333 Benny street can feel free to tell him to get off the floor or whatever.]
Ah-I-w-what is this? [Did he get invaded again he would have remembered that right is there someone else in that bed] Hello?
[And anyone at 1333 Benny street can feel free to tell him to get off the floor or whatever.]

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Is this seriously for serious? Omigosh, everything is gone, Liet! Like, all of my clothes and my cell phone and- Liet, it's awful SOBIESKI AND NAPOLEON AREN'T HERE. Who's going to feed them when I'm here? This is like, kidnapping and animal abuse at the exact same time.
Andthispersonwasinmybedandtheycalledmeagirl. Seriously? A girl? And then they were like, "Oh, it's just you Poland." Like I was totally not important and not kidnapped