vienas; phone/action

[vytis]

[This is the sound of Toris falling off the bed in a half-panic and knocking his phone off the hook at the same time.]

Ah-I-w-what is this? [Did he get invaded again he would have remembered that right is there someone else in that bed] Hello?

[And anyone at 1333 Benny street can feel free to tell him to get off the floor or whatever.]

Comments

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

.........

Y' 're from Finland's t'me. [Supposed to be a question. Not supposed to sound like a threat.]

[vytis]

E-eh? His time?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

'bout 2000.

[vytis]

[...wait] S-so--when are you from?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[He has gotten used to this by now, and to everyone usen Christian time.]

1008.

[vytis]

[...BRAINBREAK] But--how is that possible?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

's the town. Most peopl' are from th' future.

[vytis]

I... I see. It's 2011 where I'm from. When I'm from? [oh god what is this Mayfield logic]

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

...Y' know m'.

[vytis]

Oh! Yes! I'm Lithuania.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

A nat'on?

[vytis]

Mmhmm! I wasn't really known before 1009 so you probably don't remember me...

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Wh're?

[vytis]

In the Baltic region, next to Poland.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[The description is the other way around here, but...]

L'ke Latvia?

[Latvia described it as "under Estonia".]

[vytis]

Yes! I'm south of Latvia.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

're there more?

[vytis]

More Baltics? It's me and Latvia a-and sometimes Estonia b-but he's been wanting to associate more as a Nordic lately.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

'n yer area.

[vytis]

I border Latvia, Poland, Russia kind of, and Belarus.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[Speaking of Russia, there is something that has bothered him for a while now.]

'veryone old 'n yer t'me?

[vytis]

Old? [h-he's not old...] Well, we're all older?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[To someone who comes from a world where a high percentage of the nations that he knows is under the age of ten and he, at 14, is about the oldest and looks pretty much ancient? You are damn old.]

're there young ones?

[vytis]

[S-SOB TIME TO LOOK INTO WRINKLE CREAM]

There are a few. There are micronations, and then America is about 240 or 250... [...realizing he does not really keep track of this and all the nations he usually talks to are about as old as him, except America]

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

N'.

Th'r human age.