vienas; phone/action

[vytis]

[This is the sound of Toris falling off the bed in a half-panic and knocking his phone off the hook at the same time.]

Ah-I-w-what is this? [Did he get invaded again he would have remembered that right is there someone else in that bed] Hello?

[And anyone at 1333 Benny street can feel free to tell him to get off the floor or whatever.]

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[vytis]

More Baltics? It's me and Latvia a-and sometimes Estonia b-but he's been wanting to associate more as a Nordic lately.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

'n yer area.

[vytis]

I border Latvia, Poland, Russia kind of, and Belarus.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[Speaking of Russia, there is something that has bothered him for a while now.]

'veryone old 'n yer t'me?

[vytis]

Old? [h-he's not old...] Well, we're all older?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[To someone who comes from a world where a high percentage of the nations that he knows is under the age of ten and he, at 14, is about the oldest and looks pretty much ancient? You are damn old.]

're there young ones?

[vytis]

[S-SOB TIME TO LOOK INTO WRINKLE CREAM]

There are a few. There are micronations, and then America is about 240 or 250... [...realizing he does not really keep track of this and all the nations he usually talks to are about as old as him, except America]

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

N'.

Th'r human age.

[vytis]

Ah--America's around 19, he grew up very quickly. The micronations are... Usually between eight and thirteen?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[Nods. Then makes a little sound to indicate that he heared the other nation.

Those phones are really unfortunate for people that don't talk much.]

Nobod' younger th'n eight?

[vytis]

I don't know everyone, but as far as I'm aware?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[That's really strange.]

D' y' know wh'?

[vytis]

Excuse me? [sorry, he is not Finland, you may have to use more vowels]

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[Switches to Latin, maybe that'll work better.]

D' y' know why?

[vytis]

Why? [there's a pause as he has to think about it] We've all just gotten older, there's not much space for new countries?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

'ngland was a baby fer centur's.

[vytis]

He's in his twenties now. Mid twenties? [he is not really sure and it seems rude to ask] And I mentioned America--he looks the same age I do.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

...Mh.

[THIS IS UNFAIR also now he has to wonder how old Denmark would be if he came from that time.]