day seven

[vytis]

[Lithuania drags Poland into the cabin and punches him in the face as hard as he can. Ideally he'll send Poland to the floor. That's definitely his intent. He's careful to avoid Poland's nose, though--he doesn't want to break it.]

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[vytis]

You didn't think I was just going to keep doing more or less what you wanted the entire time, did you? [Lithuania does return to seriousness now, at least.]

Just because I don't remember everything from last time doesn't mean I don't remember anything. I wouldn't trust the Ranger any more than I'd trust Critter. I think voting for Garfield is worth a try.

[notyetlost]

Well it'd be nice if you did.

...Yeah well. [Poland purses his lips.]

It's not like I've had much luck with abstaining voters anyways maybe if it doesn't work I'll get lynched regardless.

[vytis]

Your luck is better than mine, don't say something like that.

[He pauses.]

Although, if you really were a wolf in Prayer's Pass, then maybe that doesn't apply to these sorts of situations?

[notyetlost]

...I had perfectly decent luck before I got married.

[No seriously, you're worse than a plague Lithuania. Literally.]

[vytis]

That was centuries ago, you can't keep using that as an excuse.

[notyetlost]

I think our one night stands are what keeps it alive within me.

[vytis]

--It's not a disease!

[And don't say that like it's such a regular occurrence! Even if it is!]

[notyetlost]

I guess the only way to know is to experiment with like. Total reckless abandon if we get home.

[vytis]

When we get home. [Lithuania only attempts optimism when there's almost nothing to be optimistic about.]

For a moment I thought you were going to suggest doing something here. At least you're a little bit reasonable.

1/2

[notyetlost]

[Poland rolls his eyes. Liet your optimism habits are truly hopeless.]

[notyetlost]

[Poland glances at the screen on his cellphone. Sure the signal didn't work but the clock is still fine.]

We've got time.

[vytis]

You might be possessed by the spirit of an vengeful child or something like that.

[Not the most romantic of circumstances.]

[notyetlost]

[Does that mean Liet just made out with a dead child?]

...ewwww.

[Liet why.]

[vytis]

[Poland started it and also that didn't really occur to Lithuania at the time.]

We can wait until you're not playing a villain.

And we're never going anywhere rustic outside of our countries again.

[notyetlost]

Deal.

[vytis]

[There's a pause.]

I still can't believe you'd tell someone else before me, though. It would be one thing if you never said anything to anyone, you know!

[He wasn't angry about the whole killer thing so much as the having to hear it from someone else part. But now it's cooled to his usual level of annoyance at certain things Poland does--like he'd gotten mud on Lithuania's carpet or something.]